Opote dikioi mou.
Poia einai arage ta themata ta opoia thelei na thiksei o ypofainomenos me thn apostolh tou parontos hlextronikou grammatos sta diadiktyaka sas grammatokivotia? Mhn einai h dynamh ths synitheias pou me sproxnei, h opoia tha prepe vevaia en prokeimeno na metonomastei se apopeira dhmiourgias paradoshs? Mia paradosh antapokrishs ap tis kato xores, oxi thn ollandia kai to velgio kai to louksemvourgo, ap tis alles xores, tis xores tou karkinou. Mia karkiniarikh antapokrish sto yfos me to opoio antapokrinetai to kontrampasso sto drumachine kai o securitas tou mouseiou ston anorimo kammeno pou paei pano kato me to asanser gia ena tetarto epeidh exei oraia thea.
Afou exei...
Mia anorimh antapokrish xoris antikeimeniko skopo kai stoxo loipon, mia anorimothta pou astoxei petyxainontas kentro kai pou th apokthsei skopo h mhpos tha prepe na po aytoskopo? Mhpos de tha prepe na po tipota? Mhpos ofeilo me th seira mou na valo ta pragmata se mia seira? Isos mia aysthroterh domh voithisei sto na apodothoun artiotera oi skepseis tou idiou tou grammatos pou grafo tora, ayth th stigmh dld ta grammata ena pros 1 kynhgane anelehta to perithorio sta deksia tou xartiou h ths othonhs, theama akoma omorfotero sto xarti ap oti sthn othonh, ta grammata kynhgane to ena to allo kai ola mazi to perithorio, enas stratos grammaton. An to perithorio rotage to ena gramma pou exei plhsiasei perissotero, giati sth fysikh (h kai sth xhmeia[...]) morfh grafhs, aka xarti kai tetoia, sigoura kapoio gramma exei plhsiasei perissotero se mikrokosmikh klimaka, an loipon to perithorio rotage ayto to ena gramma "yu n whoseh @rmee biaetch?`111?one", to gramma tha apantouse apla deixnontas ola ta ypoloipa grammata xiliades gazillions apithanikommyrria grammata enas aprosmetrhtos arithmos grammaton sthn istoria ths anthropothtas kai ton eksoghinon politismon na kynhgane me mania thn akrh ths leykhs h orthotera kenhs selidas (letters 1 - margine 0.00) sa lemmings pou kinountai pros ton olethro -skefthkate pote pos sthn pragmatikothta ta lemmings THELOUN na pesoun?~!1 Ayto to gkaymm antapokrinetai plhros sth nootropia tou homo sapiens gia ton kosmo gyro tou. Oi amerikanoi einai gia thn anthropothta o,ti einai ayth gia ton kosmo me liga logia. Wow. Sthn calle d Atocha (ekei konta egine to boom sta traina) eixe minks ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mink )[h kapoion kontino tous syggenh] sta klassika malakismena tzamenia koutia ton pet shops kai legane oloi "ti xaritomena" ki alles tetoies mpourdes, ma einai dynaton, minks se koutia? Gamietai o peter pan.
Isos loipon, opos proanaferthi, mia domh me thn aysthrothta dieythynth thrhskeytikou kollegiou sth viktorianh agglia kai th sovarothta leyxaimiakiou grand maitre se anoigma ston teliko tou pagkosmiou na voithisei sto na epiteyxthoun oi aytoskopoi aytou tou hlextronikou grammatos. Opote ksekiname.

I} Sta vivlia pote de sou lene pos o mayros xarakthras einai mayros (eksairoumenon ton xilion kai mias nyxton h toulaxiston ths perissoteron eks ayton...i guess...).

II} Na mia endiaferousa symptosh : na polles endiaferouses symptoseis. 3 endiaferouses symptoseis elavan xora sthn ivhrikh xersonhso ; tha sas afhso na eksaskhsete th fantasia sas. Tora omos syneidhtopoihsa (prin ligo dld, mias kai to "tora" den isxyei) pos yparxei ki ayto pou prokeitai na po tora, h esto na typaro, ma as ta paroume ap thn arxh. Dyo einai oi afethries ths en logo symptoshs.
Otan htan na ksekinhso gia thn ispania, mou irthe sto myalo o titlos enos albumme tou Miles --> Sketches of Spain. Akouste to, alla kai na mhn t akousete st @@ mou. Sthn olothta ths h ataka htan Skaetchaes ov spainn wid meh in Miles' seat. Onomasa etsi ki ena DVD malista, pou egrapsa prin ksekinhso. Ayto.
H 2h kai kathoristikh mpaza tora egkeitai sto ypermpzagmeno logopaignio sto opoio katelhksa me th voitheia tou proedrou :
accelerator. dice : (----> spanish for "says")
i is ahead
Uberjugend or Astrojugend dice :
eye is before
accelerator. dice :
eyes aheade!~1
Kapos etsi.
Tora, xoris na eimai experte sth diskografia tou Miles, ksero ta vasika. Genika oi jazzmen exoun tromera petyxhmena logopaignia os titlous albummes kai tragoudion, fer eipein to "relaxin @ camarillo" ( http://www.horrorchannel.com/index.php?name=Sections&req=viewarticle&artid=112&page=1) tou bird kai to "blue train" tou coltrane (best phrase evere.?.). Ena ap ayta einai kai to "Miles ahead". Point made.
Kai xrhsimopoiontas os efalthrio ton tropo ayton me ton opoio ton epaiksa me tis lekseis dhlono eytharsos pos apofasisa oti eimai mprosta.
ah donneven kno
whatahm doin hereh.
Mprosta se fash ---------> . Se fash ------------------------------ -------> . Kai tetoia. Den yposthrizo fysika pos katexo th monadikh thesh ekei mprosta. Alloste opoiosdhpote exei syneidhtopoihsei oti mporeis,exontas mia kalh aisthish tou ruthmou, na paikseis sxetika aneta gia ligo me kleista matia ekeina ta palia lyxnioracers pou eixan ena aytokinhtaki zografismeno sthn othonh kai mia statherh akolouthia allon aytokinhtakion (pos einai dynaton na mhn exei lythei akoma to provlhma ths apousias genikhs sta ypokoristika.?.) pou prepei n apofygeis kai alles tetoies megales alitheies, kserei pos h varythta ths "eimai mprosta" dhloshs mou einai antistoixh enos planhth. Look how they float in tha univearseh!~
Kamia fora skeftomai pos isos na mhn eim ego toso mprosta. Isos na nai oi alloi poly(loi) piso. Oxi oloi, dld. H syntriptikh pleiopshfia. Ma aytoi pou apoteloun tis sanides tou mprostismou einai kapou ekei ekso, pairnontas syxna morfes mysthriodikes kai ainigmatikes. Akoma kai deksioi, xoris na ennoo politikous me taytothta pou leei deksios sto thriskeyma oute typous pou ta mona rouxa pou gnorisan einai kostoumia s ayto to aisxro mple (de ftaiei o xromas) kai aspra poukamisa mesa ap to panteloni oute th theia sas me ta 3 podia ston tafo pou stis ekloges ton teleytaion 32 xronon sxediazei mia korona se kathe pshfodeltio. Oxi. Ein edo grafoun vivlia paizoun violi tous milate isos kai na gamhsate kanenan apo sponta. O Frank Miller gia deksios mou kanei. Skitsarei oraia, though.
Rite wing riott pls .I.

III} Mprosta.-

IV} Ap tis 3+1 poleis pou sxediaza pithanotata isos na episkeftho stadar apokleietai sthn ispania katafera na episkeftho tis ekshs : Madrith. Oloi yposthrizoun pos h varkelonh gamei ki ekei na pas mono dikiemou kai tetoia skhnika. H madrith giati na mh gamei dld?!~ Samatis phgate aderfia?!~
- Einai gemath anapoda thaymastika --->
- Exei quite a few oraia mparsch kai klompsch me kithares, jazz, progresivetechnodeathmetal kai alla mousika idiomata, ta opoia einai malista kai pio fthna apo do opos kai ta panta vasika (cigs @ 2.3) .
- Kathe 2 blokcs kai plaza ti mania ki ayth. Oi perissoteres einai ypergamates pantos. Sthn plaza d independencia (h opos stompeo grafetai) exei mia alithina teleios megalh shmaia. Lypamai pou to dhlono ayto ma mia shmaia einai ap ta pio gamata pramata sthmpolh. Kymatizei oraia.
- Gamata 2handadika / oraio central park (ekama kai varkada me mia filenadiskh ;-P [yperthrylikh skhnh h stigmh kata thn opoia mpainoume sth varka psilomastouromenoi kai arxizo na kano koupi se styl canoe ma h varka, h opoia exei 2 koupia, na diafonei kai n arxizei me th seira ths na kanei kyklous, emena na m exei piasei olikh mh katanohsh tou kosmou kai tou tropou me ton opoio douleyoun ta pramata en genei logo mpafon, me ton typo pou dinei tis varkes na mas fonazei ap to dock ti prepei na kanoume sta ispanika, emena na tou fonazo mia agglika mia ispanika oti den katalavaino, opoion allo mpainei sto nero na feygei sfaira kai emas mesa sth varka kai diaforous allous ekei konta na lynomaste sta gelia...]) / egkyrotato fleamarket me gamatesmorfes an eksairesoume ton mpixloramapithika pou de mou afhse thn terastiavida to skouriasmenopetalo kai to litovaridi gia kato apo 6 (!!!11) eu / apeira ekseidikeymena magaza gia monoxnotous anaphrous xeiristes geranon, souazilandous mpassoklarinetistes pou zhtane politiko asylo, gothonia kai synafeis meionothtes, me peak ena blaxploitation store me pragmatika gamath aisthitikh / polloi mpatsoi diaole sto dromo, kata pasa pithanothta aporroia ths fashs me ta traina, xoris omos ntavatzoyfos kai sigoura xoris prothesh na se mazepsoun epeidh tha pieis kana mpafo, mias kai einai dhmofilestato kai sxetika apodekto sport... to alkool sto dromo omos ypotithetai pos apagoreyetai, synithos omos oi punks (quite a lot of em)[fantazomai pos ta kanoun ola] kai oi loipoi dromoaraksistes den ptoountai kai kouvalane plastika mpoukalia me athlia krasia klp klp...
- Polys kosmos apeiros synexeia ekso sto dromo kai sto polys kosmos metro kosmos polys perpataei kai kryo kai polys kosmos. Kosmos. Polys. Perpataei.
- Ispanoi. Oraioi typoi. Milane ispanika.
- Ispanides. Woohoo.
- Ispanakia. Kati malakisthria de mou dinane na rikso ena soutaki (apo mikra sthmpreza) se mia plateia. Kata t alla 2 podia 2 xeria 2 kefalia kai ta resta.
- Tapas. 1.5 euro = una cana (kania = pothri mpyra mikro) + 2 tapas. 3 euros = dos canas + 4 tapas k.o.k. Fai. Mpyra. Fthno.
- Salon italiano. Pagotatzidiko to opoio opos eykola tha mantepsate to exei giaponezos. Teleio service. Kalo pagoto me 80 cents / ball. Eykolo na paraggeileis sta ispanika an ksereis na deixneis <-- --> .
- Aisthitika gamath polh se fash ktiria, poleodomia, prasino. Kapos pros parisi meria. To full kentro einai gamistera mikro kai perpathsimo (side effects.?.).
- Mouseia magkamou. Fthnotata gia enan afosiomeno foithth.
Reina Sofia = isos kai to pio kollhmatiko installation stomplanhth kai genikotera polla polla pramata kyrios 20th century. Epishs teleio asanser ( ;-> ).
Thyssen ta spaei isos kai me kompreser kai eixe kai ekthesh gia th rossikh protoporia h opoia ta spaei perissotero ap to thyssen kai ligo ligotero apo kapoia liga pramata pou ta spane perissotero ap ayth, opote ki ap to thyssen, opos oi elies, o idernes kai kati alla tetoia. Typikh periptosh mprostismou pantos oloi aytoi oi rossoi, pou ektos ton allon htan ki oi protoi grafistes everr.
Prado einai to antistoixo tou louvrou, oxi toso megalo alla me para polla klassikoanagennhsiako pramata. Yparxei kapoio gamh meno prama pou na mhn exei zografisei o Rubens, katara?~!1
- Perioxh kleidi einai h malasana gia otidhpote (2hand, preza kai bars). Antikleidi h chueca akrivos dipla, gay perioxh me ta pio tragelafika uber collectibol fylladia gia drag shows etc.
- Genika ap oti katalava xoris na pao sth barca, h madrith mou fainetai pos einai pio poly gia na noikiaseis ena shop kai na poulas mparmpounia kai kontrampassa (sygxordies se syndyasmo me klanies agnostou proeleyseos), gia na meineis en oligois, eno h varkelonh endeiknytai gia diakopes klp. On the other foot, wherevere, if keys and netaccess r thear...

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  V} Poia einai arage ta krithria syneidhtopoihshs ths afikshs s ena meros opou prokeitai na peraseis ligo h kai perissotero apo ligo kairo? Steilte tis apanthseis sas sto tapirusstructuralist@gmail.com gia ena kerasmeno poto. Se mena.
  Mhn na einai :
  First metro ride.
  Proth paraggelnomenh mpyra.
  Protos mpafos kai apragia se saloni.
  Proth ypoxreotikh xrhsh xarth.
  Proto ksypnhma sto tmhma.
  
  VI} bip.insert playlist hereh.bip.

• lightning bolt / 2 morro morro land

• pan sonic / mayhem

• we are wolves / t.r.o.u.b.l.e.

• death from above 1979 / turn it out

• queens of the stone age / quick and to the pointless

• test-icicles / yr biggest mistake

• liars / grown men dont fall in the river just like that

• primal scream / xterminator

• sonic youth / teen age riot

• maximo park / all over the shop

• deus / dissapointed in the sun

• clap your hands say yeah / upon this tidal wave of young blood

• nick cave / mercy seat

• tom waits / swordfishtrombone

• the plot to blow up the eiffel tower / exhibitionism + sometimes i wish i d lost a leg

• stranglers / get a grip on yourself

• four tet / smile around the face
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Einai 10 to proi, 10 / 3 / 06 sth madrith. Afierono thn apousia mou ap thn ellada kai th xtesinh paranoikh mera sto thoma skyllogiannh.

9 / 3 (/ 06?~1`?!~) proi, tipota gia proino, pthsh stis 3 h mhpos 3:30? Exo epishmanei thn apousia tou return ticket ap to fakelo ston opoio exo ta eishthria ap otan ta phra ap to praktoreio ki ayth h apousia me gemizei apories pou epipolaia eksanemizontai me thn eisodo ths proths tyxaias skepshs sto myalo mou. Aragma sto krevati (omologoumenos gennaiodorh paraxorhsh Xrhstou Nikolopoulou kata thn paramonh mou) me mousikh, teleytaies ivhrikes ores. Pakcin up.
Ksekiname gia to uni oste na aposteilo kai touto to mail. Sto metro syneidhtopoio pos den prolavaino na to type / edit / send, opote arazo gkaifeteria enoso o xr. synantaei ton tutor tou. Thn kanoume pali gia spiti pairnoume ta pramata and off we go.
Ola ta traina sth diadromh gia to aerodromio, opos kai ola apo kai pros to uni earlier mas kanoun na perimenoume max 1.5 min. Wow, kewl.
Ftanoume kai sta departure screens exei mono terminal 1 && 2 flites. Hit teh infos. Rotame pthsh O.A. --> athens. Enas 55arhs mayros me polles terasties aspres trixes na eksexoun ap ta routhounia tou kai mia koukouroukou ispanida mou lene terminal 4 kai mou grafoun s ena xarti check in kai boardin gate. Tous rotao an h pthsh einai stis 3 h stis 3:30. H gkomena koitaei thn othoni ths kai mou leei me to pio fysiko yfos ston kosmo 1:20. Koitao to roloi tou toixou pou leei 1:28. Pos?, ths leo. Ksanakoitaei kai epimenei eksisou ataraxa. H pthsh ths oa gia athina shmera einai stis 1:20?, ths leo. Nai, mou leei. Ma, pao na po... Shmera petate?, rotaei. Nai. A, ok, lene ki oi 2 me thn hremia pou prepei na exei to club ton 100++ (agenotmembercount) paizontas bingo ena aygoustiatiko apogeyma sthn arizona. Arxizoume na trexoume.
So, rush to T4 omg wtf etc etc. Otidhpote exei na kanei me olympiakh exei pro pollou egkataleipsei to aerodromio, isos kai th xora, kai ta dep. screens exoun pithanotata hdh ksexasei thn pthsh mou. Hi.
Well whacan yu doe~! O xrhstos gelaei osan hmionos, de mporo na ton kathgorhso alla diathro to dikaioma na ton skotoko an exo pragmati xasei ta $$. Pame n afhso ta pramata sta lockers opou despozei mia gomena pou tha tairiaze poly perissotero se military academy. Synennooumaste though. O xrhstos mathainei apo ena yper tou deontos diaxytiko info girrrl pou einai ta grafeia ths o.a. Bus --> metro --> thear. Trynna expect the worseh 0-: .
Mprosta.
Plaza d espana 2, 12th floor. Paraksenos karaflos me gamata spasta agglika. Blah blah blah lathos eishthrio blah blah blah xamenh pthsh blah blah afragkia so whaddawe do. H protash tou typou meta apo kamposh skepsh einai na pame stous mpatsous pos mou klepsane to eishthrio na paroume vevaiosh na tou thn pame na to pei sthn o.a. athinas ayth na to pei sto praktoreio na symfonhsoun na steilei piso to ok na typosei eishthrio gia thn epomenh pthsh na tou stakso mia 48ara (thn opoia fysika den exo) gia metafora pthshs. Paei na rothsei kai thn proistamenh.
!~111 Gyrizontas leei me synomotiko yfos "ok kati tha ginei~!11 Apodeiknyetai pos otan kanane th malakia sto el. vel., thn opoia eytyxos pragmati kanane aka mou kopsane to return anti gia to go (useful tip : s aythn thn periptosh thn eythynh th ferei o epivaths ki oxi h etaireia... prepei dld na tsekarei ti tou kovoune, daxtyla, eishthria h to kapnisma, allios meta mporei na tou poune st@@mas dikiemou kai tetoia skhnika.), steilane eidopoihsh. Opote aytos o theos ton karaflon ypallhlon grafeiou katafernei kai me vazei unoficially sthn epomenh pthsh, wid no further charges fcors. Ego, ta 13pointsmthn euros mou, h plash, oi atherapeyta optimistes kai kati alloi malakes ton muchograciazoume.
Liges katastaseis prepei na nai pio gamates kai xalares ap to na exeis xasei thn pthsh kai na sou lene "ok katse allh mia mera more kai gyrnas ayrio". Walk & a boehm cafe thingy followed by cookin & partee~!11five
Kata thn afiksh mas ston partoi syneidhtopoioume pos vriskomaste apokleistika anamesa se atoma thylikou genous. Moroulia 5-5 en oligois mein magen. Gamatos parths genikotera, alcohol y porros kai polla atoma pollon ethnikothton na mhn kseroun mazika pou pane kata tis 4-5 to proi kai na perimazeyoun ki alla atoma antistoixhs katastashs.
Ypnos.

Einai 10 to proi, 10 / 3 / 06 sth madrith. Afierono thn apousia mou ap thn ellada kai th xtesinh paranoika dorismenh mera sto thoma skyllogiannh aka daug.

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Kleino ayth th mpourda me to ekshs : h madrith, epeidh einai gemath ispanous ki oi ispanoi me tous opoious einai toso gemath h madrith moiazoun toso gamistera me tous ellhnes, deixnei kata kapoion tropo pos tha mporouse na einai h athina kai poso akompleksaristoi oi katoikoi ths, an den htan toso global eparxiotes oi mpastardoi :-P. Hi.

o ninja universalis filenadiskos sas

\m/ regkas aka zbouaerg aka stefanos aka piphs o ntarkas \m/

PS. Otan akoute th leksh "oldschool" ti sas erxetai sto myalo?
PS2. Muchos gracias xr. nikolopoule ^_^ .
PS3. U should all dieh but before dyin gimme 5 euros.